I really hate you sometimes. At this rate, I’ll never get a girlfriend.
Oh, stop it you~ such a unique way of expressing your undying love for me. Oh, and by the way, my dog might’ve shit in your bed.

I really hate you sometimes. At this rate, I’ll never get a girlfriend.
Oh, stop it you~ such a unique way of expressing your undying love for me. Oh, and by the way, my dog might’ve shit in your bed.

Now why would I try to get you to move out? Besides your assholedom from time to time, I need someone to stick around...
You’re getting another one? Is this your secret evil plot to force me to move out?