evilboyendo:
“ So, here’s the deal: I don’t have enough people to bug. If you follow me, I can promise
• the strangest porn you’ve ever seen
• Me making 1000 text posts about absolutely nothing
• You can look at my grumpy cat from afar, but probably...

evilboyendo:

So, here’s the deal: I don’t have enough people to bug. If you follow me, I can promise 

  • the strangest porn you’ve ever seen
  • Me making 1000 text posts about absolutely nothing
  • You can look at my grumpy cat from afar, but probably not pet her.
  • I’ll tell you fucked up stories.
  • maybe you can have one of my mangoes? Maybe
  • I will get drunk with you. 

Wow, this doesn’t sound appealing at all. Whatever. If you need a drinking buddy, or just someone who doesn’t give a fuck about your character flaws (or much anything else, for that matter) let’s hang out or something. 

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