yvnb0mi:

Such a nice owner you are, is there anything you want me to do for you? I can pretty much do anything, except cooking and doing house chores. Unless you have a death wish [‘she chuckles;] Wait, maybe I can be your bodyguard and protect you from other people [‘she nods;] And owner, I’m hungry again, can we go get food?

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Ah, no worries, I’ve got a roommate who’s in charge of most house chores around my place– and a good amount of the cooking… so I don’t need much in return. You could say I’m a dictator under that roof, but it’s only ‘cause he’s a lazy ass and doesn’t get stuff done. [ ` – he chuckled quietly, shaking his head. ] I’ll get you somethin’ good if you’re cute and say please. 

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